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A Dog Called...
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION. Now, that NAME has been
very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I
would like a license for EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He
said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION since I was nine
years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have MY DOG at the wedding. He told me to
wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION has played a big part in my life and my whole world
revolves around HER." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his
church. I told him everyone would enjoy having EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION at the wedding. The next day we were married at the
Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we CHECKED into the motel, I
told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION. He said that every room
in the motel is a place for EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION. I said, "You don't understand. ... EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION keeps me awake at night." The clerk
said, "Me too!"
One day I entered HER in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant
asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION in the contest. He said that
I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have IT on TV." He called
me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had
HER before I was married but EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night SHE ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I
was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION." -- My case comes up next
Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever
foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What
seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I
couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that EROTIC-STORIES EROTIC-FICTION isn't a
man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
The preceding is a true story based on the best of my recollection
I cannot be responsible for any injury incurred while laughing out loud at such ridiculous circumstances.
If you think that too much attention is being paid to such foibles well than tough.
Speaking of the ridiculous - I'd now like to divert your attention the the fact that the earth is dying....yep....while you're sitting there doing your thing, or even thinking about doing your thing - the earth is doing her thing and is about to spit on human kind. Of course, I don't know if you can call humans kind. Just look at our track record!
Why don't we demand, of our auto makers, non fossil fuel burning cars trucks and busses. Why do we continue polluting the air with carbon monoxide vehicles and then blame all the health issues on smokers! It's a smoke screen I tell you - (no pun intended of course.)
Have you ever wondered why pharmaceutical companies are now advertising on the television. Don't you find it a bit odd that they can legally push these drugs and that we have no idea what they're for, but we are suppose to run to our doctors and ask them to prescribe them to us because the commercials are so fantastic! Am I the only one that finds this outrageous?
